As you may or may not know, my girl Gwynnie is on the cover of Fast Company magazine this month. Naturally, in reading the article, I had some things to say about it. Excerpts from Anjali Mullany's article in bold.
The Title: What Would Gwyneth Do?
What a great question. And one I ask myself often. Will reading the (10 page) article answer that? Also, what a perfect hashtag. #WWGD, anyone??
Gwyneth [wears] a sleeveless black...wrap dress...trimmed in white and very low cut, the effect both wholesome and daring. Her hair and skin glow.
Ok, I'm already so here for this. Hook, line, and sinker.
The public has always felt...simultaneously drawn to, and repelled by, her seemingly unattainable perfection.
Can someone fashion a similar quote about me please? It's V chic.
July 2012 - Goop.com offers its first item for sale: a Kain Label collaboration T-shirt. It's white. It has a line on it. It costs $90. "We like to wear ours untucked," Paltrow advises.
Ok, I'm not sure that anything better encapsulates the vibe of goop and frankly, GP herself. This article is amazing.
"I wasn't aware, from a trending perspective, where the Internet was going...I sort of just got lucky."
YES. All hail Gwyneth. Queen of the humblebrag. Obsessed.
Paltrow is not a big fan of the color brown, for example, favoring whites, pinks, and... "Goop gray".
Omg STOP. What/Where/How do I go about getting a color trademarked for me?? Mogblog Mauve? Idk, I'm open to suggestion. Seriously.
A new book, on "clean comfort food for the family" is due out in early 2016.
Can I get a preorder link for this? Imagine the possibilities. Gluten free/dairy free Mac & Cheese? I sense a future Mogblog post about this. Maybe cooking our way through the new GP book Julie & Julia style??
"I'm a big believer in the ampersand."
Who says things like this?? GP, on her waning film career, of course. I need this tattooed on my body.
Goop is collaborating with Juice Beauty [for its] first proprietary launch...in the first quarter of next year.
This is not a drill. Gwyneth-exclusive skincare. Maybe it's time to bring back #MASKOFTHEMONTH. Amirite?
"Love us or hate us, you want to know what we think."
How true, how true. No further comment. Mic drop.