Simply mix equal parts dry (and cheap!) red wine - we love this $5 bottle of Green Fin Organic Pinot Noir from Trader Joe's - and Coca Cola. Serve over lots of ice, in red solo cups if you're feeling festive. Or glassware if you want to class it up. Something about this combination hits everything you want in a daytime cocktail - effervescent, tangy-sweet, and surprisingly drinkable. Besides, the classy-trashy contrast is charming, no? Just like our pal, Gwyneth Paltrow, says "Balance keeps you vibrant!" Couldn't agree more, Gwynnie. Cheers.